How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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