that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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