We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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