Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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