There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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