Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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