I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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