Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
