I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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