i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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