Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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