question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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