i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is not my ceiling
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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