I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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