K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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