Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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