absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Welp...herpes.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
two words...techno handjob
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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