More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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