So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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