I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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