well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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