I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have aggressive nipples.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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