We won't sleep together?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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