Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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