Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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