I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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