I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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