His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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