I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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