I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i think my mom watched the whole time
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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