Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he shaved USA in his pubs
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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