ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
FUCK WHALES
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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