this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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