Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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