I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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