I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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