So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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