id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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