i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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