The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
