We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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