Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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