pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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