What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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