After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
They are going to name an STD after you.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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