I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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