at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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