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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
