what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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