There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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