He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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