yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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