You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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